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About Canberra

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Man, the local landmark? Oh boy, the old castle ruins atop Rckside Hill (yeah, that's a local nickname, don’t ask why!) give ya a view so wild ya gasp. I was out there, feelin’ all dramatic like Loki, thinkin’, “Oh, this is destiny, baby!” It kinda hit me like a bolt – as if the universe was screamin’ at me to embrace every silliness. And the river Fluss (just call it Flow River because why not?) cuts through the city, whispering ancient secrets as it glistens under neon nights. Total cinematic frickin' moment!

AFL legend Brendan Fevola returns to the field - and you'll never guess how many goals he scored