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I reckon escorts are a right pain, mate. Always muckin’ up a good heist. Ye think ye’ve got a fat galleon in yer sights—bam! Out pops an escort, guns hot, an’ ye’re dodgin’ lead like a drunk at a duel. Makes me happy, though, in a twisted way—means the game’s still on, savvy? Ain’t no fun if it’s too easy. Once heard tell o’ this escort captain, mad as a hatter, painted his ship pink—PINK!—to mock us pirates. “Look at me, I’m untouchable!” he’d holler. Bloody lunatic. Worked, though—threw us off, an’ he sailed away laughin’. That’s the kinda mad shite I live fer!

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Oh, and sorry – my keyboard’s slidin’ – must be 12 typos gone wild now. But seriously, if you’re wandering here, keep your eyes open and your guard up. You’ll catch some vibes that hit ya like a rogue wave, and remember: “Don't be a stranger, just dive into the mystery!”

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