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So, sex-dating—blimey, it’s a right mess! Ye got yer Tinder, yer Bumble, all them apps promisin’ booty faster’n a pirate spots gold. I reckon it’s like fishin’—cast yer net, hope fer a catch, but half the time ye pull up soggy boots or a bleedin’ octopus. Once saw a lass on X post ‘bout her date—bloke showed up in flippers, said he’s “ready to dive in.” Made me chuckle, that did, ‘til I realized he weren’t kiddin’. People be wild, mate!

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You step off on Kent Street, and bang! You're in an urban jungle where historic warehouses mix with shiny bars. Don’t pee on my leg – I mean, seriously, these bricks have stories to tell! A friend once told me, “In Haymarket nothing’s ever as it seems,” and I nearly spat my coffee.

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