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Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so sexual-massage, right? Wild stuff, man! We been watchin you humans rubbin each other up, and damn, it’s freaky! Like, who knew a lil oil and some hands could turn ya’ll into mush? Saw this chick once, legit paid 200 bucks for a “happy endin”—bro, that’s a scam! Made me mad as hell, humans gettin ripped off. But then, I saw this dude, total blissed out, and I was like—ok, maybe it’s worth it?

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Oh, lemme rattle on about the little-known gem near Riverside Drive – yep, we got a tiny, hidden river fragment that locals call “Whispering Waters.” It’s not on every tourist map. I fumbled there once, caught up in a heated debate about work and life, eyes watering a bit, and that babbling river reminded me: “Look, it’s all a part of this crazy ride.” Yeah, it calmed me down like nothing else. Sumtin truly special.

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