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The vibe can be off sometimes. I came across a couple of endless nippy lanes in the neighborhood, like near Clarendon Street, and thought "this is pointless chaos" repeated me several times in a day. These narrow lanes make you see the quirky underbelly of this city: raw, edgy and insultingly real. It's like the film said, "all the beauty is pain," but trust me, it's as raw as it gets.

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