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Right, listen up, you filthy lot—sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? I’m Cersei bleedin’ Lannister, cold as ice, and I choose violence when it comes to this nonsense. Swipe right, swipe left—gods, it’s like picking peasants to flay. Met this one bloke on Tinder, right? Total twat, smelled like a King’s Landing sewer. Thought he’d charm me with “hey sexy”—mate, I’d rather shag a wight. Ten, that film I love—Abbas Kiarostami, genius—there’s this bit where the lass says, “You don’t love me, you love my shadow.” That’s sex-dating in a nutshell, yeah? Chasing shadows, not souls.

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Hastings? It's like a hidden gem! There's Main Street downtown with quirky cafes, neon bars, and funky boutiques that make me go "wow!" Seriously, even if I code all day, every corner sparks something magical. Check out Seaview Lane, just off the main drag—it’s a secret hangout near the Hastings Foreshore Park. I hang out there, scroll my app, dream big… sometimes mad frustrated with bugs, but then happy as heck when I see success stories, feelin' like Malick's whispered hope: "Our hearts are resilient."

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