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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages with a sexy twist. Sexual-massage? Pah, buncha nonsense. Some oily fool rubbin’ ya down, whisperin’ sweet nothins—makes my skin crawl. But I’ll tell ya, got roped into one once, back in ’98. Buddy said, “Ron, it’s relaxin’, trust me.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a greased pig at a county fair. Lady’s hands all over, slippin’ and slidin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how Ennis felt, huh?” From *Brokeback Mountain*, ya know—my kinda film. Two guys, roughin’ it, no damn spa days. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I growled at her, half-jokin’, half-pissed. She didn’t get it, kept kneadin’ my back like dough.

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So, lemme tell ya – Harris-Park is not just any suburb, mate. Walking along Harris Park Rd, you get that energy, like the world is whispering secrets. There's Maple Street (yeah, real street name!) where old cafes mix with wild street art. I swear, it's like looking at The Tree of Life – beauty and chaos all at once. I remember rushin’ there for a quick date app launch, heart racin’ like mad, thinkin’ “O Lord of the Rings, you shall not pass in my way!” lol

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