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So, what’s the deal? It’s hands roamin’ where they shouldn’t, but *should*. Therapeutic? Sure, if therapy’s a euphemism for somethin’ else. I got mad once—some schmuck swore it cured his back pain. Lies! His smirk gave it away—pure lust, not lumbar relief. Made me wanna whack him with my cane. But then, I tried it—yeah, me, the sarcastic cripple. Surprise hit hard—those knots in my shoulders? Gone. Happy ain’t the word; I was smug as hell. “I’m cured!” I yelled, like a melodramatic ass.

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Oh, and man, the local bistro scenes! They’re scatterd around like hidden treasures. I once had a wild night at The Cozy Corner (yeah, that’s its real name, no joke!) where the vibe was so raw, I nearly burned my phone with excitement while developing a dating app feature under neon lights. TY, neon wonders!

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