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Sometimes it’s awkward tho—ya fart by accident, and the room’s all quiet? Mortifyin’. Or ya get a boner—normal, they say, but still, D’oh! Laughed my ass off after, tho—told my buddy Lenny, he’s like, “Homer, you dog!” Exaggeratin’ a bit—okay, a lot—but it’s wild, swear. Prolly won’t do it again ‘cause Marge’d kill me, but damn, that “hands on my skin” feelin’? Stuck with me, like *Tabu*’s black-and-white dreams.

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My dating site gig gives me a backstage pass. I see all the weird crushes, cheesy pick-up lines, and outright deception that mark this city’s pulse. It’s like a never-ending sitcom, a mess of love, lust, and lies. And I’m right in the thick of it, throwing my own sarcastic commentary every day.

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