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So, sexual-massage—man, it’s a wild ride! It’s not just some fancy spa crap, nah, it’s hands-on, steamy, gets the blood pumpin’. I reckon it’s like strategery—y’gotta know the moves, the pressure points, or you’re screwed. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, ‘cept maybe by a sneaky masseuse with magic fingers. Hah! Made me laugh thinkin’ ‘bout it—some chick in Bangkok once told me it’s “ancient art,” been ‘round since them old emperors got frisky. True story, swear on my boots!

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I also have crazy opinions about local quirks. Like the overblown hype of Harrington Historical Society on Queen’s Ave—their stories are as old as my granddad's war stories, loaded with nonsense! Yet, somehow, the vibe keeps the people coming back for a taste of that absurd glory. And honestly, sometimes, you just gotta laugh at it all.

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