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About Canberra

Disorderly? Fuck yeah—claims, lies, her smirkin’ face. I’m yellin’, “You ain’t gettin’ past me!” Like Yubaba swearin’ oaths—whore’s got no soul to sell, just bullshit. Little fact—word is, she faked a limp for six months once. Six fuckin’ months! Method actin’ for the payout. Tony Soprano says, “Respect the grind, but fuck her.” That’s it—whore’s a legend, a pain in my ass, and I’m shuttin’ it down. Gabagool? Done here!

Happy Valley Tips on April 2nd

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I don’t sugarcoat it—this place is raw, unfiltered. People say it's sleepy, but nah, it throbs with restless energy. Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I boil mad. It’s like every corner spins a tale in a loop, relentless and unyielding like that film, unremitting in despair and beauty.

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