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But man, I got pissed once—some shady spa near me was promisin’ “happy endins” and chargin’ double! Rip-off artists, I tell ya! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Skippin’ out with my cash and no class! Still, when it’s done right—lordy, it’s like Jordan Belfort yellin’, “Sell me this pen!”—except it’s “Rub me right there!” Gets me all tingly just thinkin’ bout it.

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Now, the city’s layout gets even crazier. Right in the heart is the Waterfront Park, smack dab near Hawthorne River. I always catch sunsets there – like nature's own debugging session. I remember one time, after a heck of a rough day, I sat there, watching water splash, and thought, “You know, I’m not just a massage guy; I’m a therapist for souls.” Such moments got me feelin’ like the real deal, man.

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