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So, picture this—I’m pissed off one day, back’s killin’ me, usual crap. Stumble into this joint, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s mockin’ me. Lady says, “Oh, sexual-massage, very relaxin’.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a weird porno audition. But then—surprise, surprise—hands like freakin’ magic. Not kiddin’, some ancient Tantric vibe, little known fact: it’s from India, 5,000 years back, not some Vegas scam. Energy’s flowin’, I’m half asleep, half—well, you know. “How happy are those whose hearts are pure,” like that Eternal Sunshine line, yeah? Felt that for a sec, pure bliss, no bullshit.

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I love chatting with locals on market day at Riverside Drive—a quirky, bustling mess of voices, smells, and colors. You try, hang around for a minute, and sense, "all the life of Halls-Head pulsates here." Street performers, vintage shops, and spicy food knock ya off your feet. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's mad—always passionate!

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