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Lemme tell ya, saw this Escort once—’92 model, rusty as my old wrestling boots. Dude modded it, turbo screamin’, leavin’ Civics in the dust. Surprised the hell outta me! Thought, “Man, this ain’t no limo ride!” Like in *Holy Motors*, “We’re all chauffeurs,” but this Escort? Pure chaos, brother! Underdog vibes—gets me hyped, ya feel?

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Man, I stroll down Mary Street – yes, that Mary Street right next to the old Gympie Gold Mining Museum – and I swear, I get the vibe of hidden treasure in every brick. Not every day does a town whisper history like that! I always tell my clients, "imagine you're feelin' the heartbeat of gold itself,” haha! Mornings down in the park near Gympie Regional Gallery, where the trees sway like they’re dancin’ to Timbuktu’s rhythm – "And all that glitters," as they say in that movie, “is walkin’ on sunlight,” if ya catch my drift!

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