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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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Ah, my dear friend, let me spin ya a yarn ‘bout our marvellous Greenwood (au)! Oy, this place – it's a proper gem, I tell ya – a spot where relaxation meets a cheeky dash of whimsy. You see, I’ve been here for yonks and my days begin with the chirp of magpies on Mossman Street – yes, that’s a real street, brimming with quaint cafés and little shops that remind me of old-world charm.

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