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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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Sometimes, I get mad, ya know? Traffic on Lansdowne Street can be a nightmare, like a badly timed sequel to a horror flick. I was clenching my fists, thinking, “This is not let the right one in again!” I mean, how does shit get so chaotic? But then, I just laugh it off cause that’s my way.

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