Avery Gordon Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the movie tie-in? Picture this: me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, lights dim, oil everywhere, and in my head I’m quotin’, “The body burns, the soul escapes.” Except it’s my stress burnin’ away and my soul’s doin’ a happy dance! Total exaggeration, sure, but damn, it’s *liberating*. I’d tell ya to try it, but—eh, you probs can’t handle it. Me? I’m a pro—accountant by day, snarky massage critic by night. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I can see a good rubdown from a mile away. Now, excuse me while I google “sexual-massage near me”—for research, obvi!

Ratings and reviews

Following THE ART OF SENSUAL MASSAGE book stroke-by-stroke, this award-winning DVD takes you every step of the way through a complete body massage. Watch a stroke on your .

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Gordon Ramsay's wife Tana, 50, stuns in an elegant grey satin gown as the couple attend pal David Beckham's st