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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a parachutist firefighter, jumpin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, but today—erotic-massage, y’all! Picture this: me, green lil’ legs, floppin’ down after a fire, thinkin’, “Gee, I need a rubdown!” Erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom gig—it’s got history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Rubbin’ to heal, but, uh, also to *feel*, ya know? Made me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ bout that!

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I gotta say, sometimes my head spins, and I'm like: "Holy smokes – what a muddled mosaic of human passion and quirky history we got here!" I sometimes get mad, like when someone littered near the river (oh, River Bend, that meandering water wonder!) – like, come on, show some respect for the streams! It drives me nuts – but then I think, "We are embodied survivors, not just cogs in a humdrum machine."

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