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Sex-dating’s all quickies and lies, right? Blokes reckon they’re Casanova, but can’t last two mins. Little fact for ya: back in 2015, some geezer got catfished so bad he shagged a bloke dressed as his nan—true story, look it up! Made me howl, but also pissed me off—why’s everyone so bloody desperate? Apps promise a shag, but you’re stuck wanking to “are u up?” at 3 a.m.

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I gotta say, sometimes my head spins, and I'm like: "Holy smokes – what a muddled mosaic of human passion and quirky history we got here!" I sometimes get mad, like when someone littered near the river (oh, River Bend, that meandering water wonder!) – like, come on, show some respect for the streams! It drives me nuts – but then I think, "We are embodied survivors, not just cogs in a humdrum machine."

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