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Me, I’d be chuffed – slippery, sensual, bit of a laugh. Last time I saw a mate get one, he’s moaning like a git, I’m pissing myself thinking, “He’s proper lost it!” Surprised me how quick it went from “relaxing” to “oi, that’s me knob!” Little fact for ya – Thailand’s got these “soapy massages”, right? Birds lather ya up, slide all over – sounds like a wet dream, don’t it? Exaggerating? Maybe, but who gives a toss!

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Anyway, lemme tell ya bout some quirkiness: The local library on Kingsway is a hidden haven. I often drop in when my brain's fried. Read, chat, and yes, sometimes sneak in a cheeky search for love stories (or love interests!). It's mad, unpredictable, a bit like life in Leviathan’s depths, where darkness hides unexpected treasures. I've sometimes felt downright frustrated there when tech glitches make me wanna scream, but hey, it's all part of the bloody fun of dating app dev life!

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