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What got me mad? The fakes, man—catfishers postin’ pics of Instagram models, then you show up and it’s some gremlin with a wig. Happened to my buddy Sharky once—guy was raging, said she looked like Fat Bastard’s twin. I’m cacklin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Me, I’m careful—cross-check pics, Google lens that sh*t. Pro tip: real ones don’t blur their tats—too proud of ‘em. Learned that from a gal in Vegas, had a skull inked on her thigh—coolest chick I ever met, swear she’d vibe with WALL-E’s lonely ass.

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Glorified brothel two units have working ladies living there and the noise goes on until close to midnight. No WIFI, TV doesn't work - keeps dropping out.

The waterfront along Corio Bay is genius. Walk, bike, or just chill near the pier. You got the old Geelong gaol view—spooky yet rad. Sometimes I get all nostalgic—life’s messy, but beauty’s everywhere. “White Material” vibes, pure grittiness, man. I whisper those film lines in my head: “the struggle; the raw fight.”

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