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So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage’s got history, right? Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina” – fancy word for kneadin’ yer bits to bliss. Little known fact: emperors got this done by concubines, probly smirkin’ like I do with a goblet o’ red. Makes me happy, that – power in a rubdown! But what pisses me off? Them prudes who scoff at it. “Oh, it’s improper!” Sod off, ya stiff-necked twats – it’s relief with a wink!

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Honestly, the vibe is infectious. I love the raucous laughter of locals on weekends, the unpredictable coffee spills in quirky, hidden cafés like one on Brougham Street. But then, there are days where you just get so bloody frustrated – I mean, seriously, why does everyone think life’s a rom-com? "Deserve the quo if you can, boys… but always know there's a twist."

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