Savannah Geelong West Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

My Whereis

Conveniently Located! Comprising of: Three spacious bedrooms - Study - Open plan kitchen/living with a split system - Central bathroom/laundry - Backyard.

Geelong-West’s neighborhoods? Diverse, gritty, and tender like life. The local market on Bridge Rd is a riot of colors, flavors, and hilarious banter from vendors. One day, I got SO mad cause the sausage sizzle was late – like, c’mon, world! But then, I remembered, life’s a masterpiece of little surprises, a constant “Certified Copy” of moments that make you laugh, cry, and shout “You get a car!” (I’m channeling Oprah vibes here, baby!).

Entertaining dream at striking monochrome Geelong West home