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My fave thing? This wild story—there was this brothel in Paris, right? Called Le Chabanais, super luxe, had a room with mirrors EVERYWHERE. Kings and rich dudes would roll in, living their “You’re in the shit now, pal” moment from “Hurt Locker,” but, like, with champagne and satin sheets. I’m picturing it—me walking in, all fab, like, “This is my runway, bitches!” Total slay. But, real talk, it closed after WW2—sad vibes.

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Brothel Australia, Spanking (give), Dirtytalk, 69 Position, Dirtytalk. Frenchville · Ruse · Port-Kennedy · Mernda · Kingsgrove · North-Adelaide · Banksia-.

Oh, and you gotta check out Parc des Mystères. It’s a wild blend of old oak trees and streaming river La Froide (yeah, the river! Not too known but so serene). I love chillin’ there when the sun sets. Crazy, man, the shadows are like characters in a Wes Anderson scene – vibrant, weird, totally romantic… and a tad spooky too.

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