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About Wollongong

Man, I dove into Tinder once, thought I’d score quick—like a hot IPO. Met this chick, profile screamin’ “fun,” but she showed up talkin’ marriage, kids, the whole trap. I’m like, “Nah, fam, this ain’t the plan!” Had me mad as fuck, heart racin’, dodgin’ her like she’s the Feds. Sex-dating’s a dice roll—sometimes you hit, sometimes you flop. Fun fact tho: back in ‘09, some dude in Cali got sued ‘cause he ghosted after smashin’. Wild, right? People be trippin’ over pixels!

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prostitution (outside of massage parlours) is done in house. Upvote 3 Locals often just call it 'The Valley' even though the proper name for.

The city’s energy makes me happy sometimes – until the crowds get too loud. I get mad, bro! It’s a secret thrill to yell out "Whatcha gonna do, brother?!" when chaos reigns in the narrow laneways near Ann St. I random wander near the Brisbane River, feeling its cool, soft rush beneath my feet. Bit of nature amidst urban mayhem, ya know?

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