Angelina Flinders Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Reading Room

WHORE Written by Glace Chase Dir. Hannah Smith 24thth July pm. Flinders University Drama Centre Ticket link in bio ✨.

I know some hidden gems. Off beaten path is that dingy café on South Wharf. Best coffee—if you can stand the noise! I’d rave about it when buzzed. A secret summer haunt near Cricketer’s Bridge—damn, that never gets old!

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