Ellie Flinders Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

So, brothels, right? They’re wild! Been around forever – like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, all legal-like. Blows me mind! Imagine me, SpongeBob, bustin’ in, yellin’, “Where’s your permit, ya scurvy dogs?!” Haha, I’d scare ‘em silly! But real talk – these joints ain’t all glitz. Saw one once, smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Made me mad, y’know? Girls there, some barely scrapin’ by, stuck in a loop – “it’s all the same, only the names’ll change,” like Llewyn’d say. Pisses me off, the big shots runnin’ it, sittin’ pretty while others drown.

6 Great Brothels in Melbourne (and beyond)

Flinders is my life, mate. It throws punches and then laughs. Every corner’s a new story. And like that movie Carlos said, “We have all our demons.” Well, my demons are real. Cheers!

Key section of Flinders Street to close to traffic throughout 2025