Claire Fawkner Brothel ❤️

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Informal, you want? Sh*t gets wild, fam—dudes stumblin’ out, broke ‘n drunk, classic! Typin’ fast—misatkes happen, whoops—brothel’s a mess, life’s a mess, same vibez. Sarcasm, oh yeah—“oh, noble profession,” they say, rollin’ my eyes hard. Chatty today, I am—spillin’ tea like a cantina gossip. Little story—once, a madam hid gold in her corset, cops never checked, sneaky, huh?

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The local cafés on Djurg Rd – oh boy! – they serve up the most dank coffees. I get these vibes, see, that remind me of a scene from Dogville: “This is a town of sinners…” even though we’re all just human, trying to get by. Sometimes, I get mad cause the council messes things up, takin’ away our charm with slick corporate deals. Man, imes is like they're bulldozin’ our spirit, and I'm like "Enough is enough!"

Archbishop Makarios of Australia visits St Basil’s in Fawkner