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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages with a sexy twist. Sexual-massage—sounds like some hippy nonsense. But lemme tell ya, it’s a damn industry. Been around forever, probs since some caveman rubbed one out. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout Brokeback Mountain—best damn movie ever. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” Ennis says. That’s me with my hatred for this touchy-feely crap. But sexual-massage? It’s sneaky, gets under yer skin.

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Go for the full works with an all-over body massage in Endeavour Hills. Prices start at $45, with sessions taking around 1 hour on average.

I gotta tell ya, I'm mad at the potholes near Ridley Road. Ugh, they wreck my day. But then, a dash of charm at Diehard Park, where kebabs and laughs echo late. Yep, kinda like that Wes Anderson flick. You merely adopted the dark.

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