Hazel Emu Plains Whore ❤️

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Great Scott! She’s a mess, tho. Saw her once, stumblin’ outta some bushes, lipstick smeared, yellin’ at a deer like it owed her money. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—friggin’ nuts! Reminds me of that line, “This thing gets hold of us,” ‘cept it’s her holdin’ the forest hostage with her chaos. I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a tornado in a skirt—short one, too, hah!

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Feb 8,  · Located 55 km from Sydney and 30 metres above sea level, on the edge of the Blue Mountains, Emu Plains was named after the large numbers of emus which once roamed .

Walking down Kookaburra St., I feel alive. The vibe is edgy, raw, and kinda disturbing. There’s so many alleyways and secret nooks; each corner holds a little thrill, much like a scene from Once Upon a Time in Anatolia – you know, that silent beauty before chaos.

Emu Plains paddler headed to Junior World Championships