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But here’s what grinds my gears – these posers actin’ like they know sexual-massage, chargin’ 50 bucks for a half-assed back rub! Back in Thailand, they’ve been doin’ this for centuries, twistin’ ya body like a pretzel WHILE rubbin’ ya down – that’s the real deal! I’d kill for that, not like Dae-su’s 15-year prison vibe, but ya get me. One time, I tried it with Butters – total disaster, he cried, “It tickles!” – fuckin’ weak, man.

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Now seriously, sometimes these streets just make me laugh. The way the neon on the shop fronts on Parkside Road flickers like a malfunctioning holo, like C-3PO in a tizzy – I mean, "R2-D2, where are you?" exactly! Sometimes I swear the old lampposts whisper chaotic secrets in my ear. Haha, crazy? Maybe but they keep me on my toes.

Elwood Edwards, voice of the ‘You’ve got mail’ AOL email greeting, dies at 74