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I love draggin’ my feet through Elwood Park at dusk. It’s sooo chill – perfect for relaxin' and thinkin' deep, y'know? I often find a quiet nook near the cricket ovals, and sometimes I'll even reminisce about the days when I first felt the magic of this place – sweet and breezy, just like a cool brisa off the bay (yeah, mixin' languages is my thing!). And oh, the local cafe scene along Newport Road – absolute gems, dude. One time, I ordered a flat white so perfectly crafted I nearly burst into tears (in a good way!) and then thought, "Ahhh, just like in Toni Erdmann, right? Surprise me with perfection!"

“I said to Billy, ‘We should order one of these, and I’ll play it. It’ll be hilarious.’ Then it went viral. I hate playing that bass. Now I’ve got to play it every night”: Elwood Francis on why he regrets his 17-string bass becoming a ZZ Top staple