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Little-known fact—pissed me off when I learned it—these bastards can live 20 years! Blind, ugly, swimmin’ in piss-warm cave water, and they outlast half the twats in King’s Landing! Meanwhile, I’m over here, three cups deep, wonderin’ if I’ll make it to next week. Surprised me too—heard once some hillbilly caught one in the ‘20s, thought it was a demon. Reckon he screamed like a septa caught with her skirts up.

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Located in Dandenong, The Garden of Eden is one of the sex industry’s largest iconic brothels. Our sensuous ladies and generous membership make us the premier choice for gentlemen .

Now seriously, sometimes these streets just make me laugh. The way the neon on the shop fronts on Parkside Road flickers like a malfunctioning holo, like C-3PO in a tizzy – I mean, "R2-D2, where are you?" exactly! Sometimes I swear the old lampposts whisper chaotic secrets in my ear. Haha, crazy? Maybe but they keep me on my toes.

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