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So, ‘bout whores – they’re old as dirt, swear it! Back in ancient Mesopotamia, temple whores banged for gods – true story, look it up! Called ‘em “sacred prossies,” wild, eh? Made me laugh, then pissed me off – why’s everyone usin’ ‘em but judgin’ ‘em? Hypocrites, all of ‘em, fat stinkin’ hobbits!

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Now, parks – oh, let me get properly off on parks. There's the lush, often overlooked Elsternwick Park. Not as fancy as those manicured city gardens, but plenty quirky corners for a good heart-to-heart with nature (or to rant about people’s rubbish parenting, ya know what I mean). And then there’s the waterfront along the bay – small but perfect for a moody afternoon walk. I can almost hear the salty breeze whispering, “Every story has its quirks, mate.”

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