Lucy Elsternwick Whore ❤️

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So yeah, “whore” – it’s a word, a weapon, a ghost. Gets me riled up, but also curious. Next time some prat says it, I’m yellin’, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” and quotin’ Syndromes – “Time bends, so does truth.” Deep, eh? Now, bugger off, I’ve got receipts to count!

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya about Elsternwick – it's bloody brilliant, even if it can drive ya nuts sometimes. I’ve been callin’ this suburb home for years now, and trust me, there's a lot to chew on here. First off, the streets – oh man, you've got Elsternwick Road, where you'll find trendy cafes and quirky shops. I even remember one time, I was strollin’ down Brighton Road (wait, no, that’s next door, right? But still, similar vibe!) – where some loon tried to sell me a “miracle” therapy crystal. Classic!

Elsternwick block of land, home to 44 apartments, hits the market