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I love *Uncle Boonmee*, right? That flick’s trippy as heck! “The past is a ghost,” Boonmee says, and escorts? They’re like ghosts too! Floatin’ in, floatin’ out—poof! Gone! Little known fact: back in old Thailand, escorts weren’t just, uh, “company.” Some were storytellers, dancers—real artsy types! Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had soul, not just… well, ya know.

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Now, parks – oh, let me get properly off on parks. There's the lush, often overlooked Elsternwick Park. Not as fancy as those manicured city gardens, but plenty quirky corners for a good heart-to-heart with nature (or to rant about people’s rubbish parenting, ya know what I mean). And then there’s the waterfront along the bay – small but perfect for a moody afternoon walk. I can almost hear the salty breeze whispering, “Every story has its quirks, mate.”

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