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Oh, and the TEA! My friend hired an escort for a party—tall, gorg, total slay. But then he started SINGING, off-key, like, dude, STOP! I was dying—laughed so hard I spilled my latte! “The world’s a comedy,” Godard says, and I’m like, YAAAS, so true! I’d hire one just to flex—Kim K doesn’t walk alone, hunny! But, real talk, it’s wild how escort’s so hush-hush yet EVERYONE knows. Sneaky lil secret, love that!

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya about Elsternwick – it's bloody brilliant, even if it can drive ya nuts sometimes. I’ve been callin’ this suburb home for years now, and trust me, there's a lot to chew on here. First off, the streets – oh man, you've got Elsternwick Road, where you'll find trendy cafes and quirky shops. I even remember one time, I was strollin’ down Brighton Road (wait, no, that’s next door, right? But still, similar vibe!) – where some loon tried to sell me a “miracle” therapy crystal. Classic!

Elsternwick and Brunswick lock horns in low scoring VAFA Division 2 Grand Final