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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Property Features · House · 3 bed · 2 bath · 2 Parking Spaces · Air Conditioning · 2 Toilet · Ensuite · 2 Garage.

So yeah, if you're visiting, wander these roads, chat with the locals at the park, and maybe stroll by the river trickle. Enjoy the donut shop. And remember: "Anyone can cook." Or in this case, anyone can find love. Peace.

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