Ella Edensor Park Whore ❤️

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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

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So yeah, Edensor-Park (au) ain’t your everyday picture postcard. It’s raw, it’s real, and sometimes it pisses me off. But it also enchants you, keepin’ you coming back for more—like that eternal, fickle, misplaced moment of clarity in a drunken haze. And remember, “Sometimes you need to fall before you get back up again.” Ain’t that just life, buddy?

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