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Whores, right? Oldest gig goin’. Back in Victorian days, they’d stash cash in their stockings—little known fact, blew my bloody mind. Imagine that, eh? Stockings stuffed with quid while I’m sippin’ martinis. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever they were, outsmartin’ the suits. But—pisses me off too—some blokes still spit on ‘em, like they’re dirt. Mate, she’s got more balls than half the tossers in MI6.

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The park near Riverbend? Pure bliss and chaos. Christ, sometimes I get so damn hyped admiring the raw beauty of the flowing Edens River – it’s like nature’s own massage, soothing yet unpredictable. I remember one bustling afternoon, a drunken local started yelling, “Motherf***er, life’s a messed-up trip!” near the willow trees, and I couldn’t help but laugh. That’s the kinda spontaneous, raw vibe that makes this town singular.

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