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Oi, you donkey! Escort, yeah? Not the bloody car, nah, I’m talkin’ the ol’ Ford Escort of a person—someone paid to hang on yer arm, lookin’ all pretty like Pocahontas in *The New World*. “The land is life!”—bollocks, it’s cash for company, innit? Used to think it’s all glitz, champagne, and posh twats, but nah, mate, it’s a grind. A proper grind! Some lass or lad struttin’ about, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ rent. Idiot sandwich! You reckon it’s easy? Try smilin’ at a sweaty git with bad breath for an hour—makes me wanna hurl me guts out.

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Now, lemme drop some lesser-known chat. Have you seen the old side alley off McDowell? It’s not for the faint of heart – graffiti, mysterious doorways, and whispers of clandestine meets at midnight. People think it’s eerie, but hell, it’s another canvas for folks to express their truth. In my job, I see real human rawness every damn day, and trust me, Edens has enough of that to fill a book.

Break and enter arrest, Eagleby