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But here’s the kicker—makes me mad as a bag o’ ferrets! Some blokes treated these gals like dirt, tossin’ shillings like they’re feedin’ ducks. Pissed me right off! I’m all about the luv, yeah? Treat ‘em groovy, that’s my motto. Babs, tho, she’s cool—she’s got stories, man. Says she once nicked a toff’s wallet mid-shag, spent it all on fish n’ chips. Laughed my bloody arse off—proper cheeky! Surprised me, too—didn’t think a prossie’d be that quick on the draw. “Sins stay hidden,” Haneke’d whisper, but Babs? She’s loud n’ proud, baby!

Crime Rank: 10/100

So that’s Edens-Landing for ya, a no-bullsht mosaic of slick streets, grimy alleys, and gentle rivers. It’s in the little things that you experience the soul of this town – every scar and every tender touch matters. So pack your bags, motherf**er, and come see it all for yourself. And remember, never lose that raw, unfiltered vibe that makes you feel, you know, realllll alive.

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