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So, here’s the deal—sex-dating’s got layers, bro. You got Tinder hookups, sure, but did ya know there’s secret swingers’ clubs poppin’ off in suburbia? True story—my buddy Dave, total square, stumbled into one. Thought it was a BBQ, ended up with a blindfold and a safe word. Laughed my ass off—dude was shook! Made me happy as hell, seein’ him squirm. But then—bam—anger hits. These apps, man, they catfish ya hard. Met this chick once, profile said “22, fit,” shows up lookin’ like my gran after a bender. I’m like, “What’s happening, man?”—pure *Inherent Vice* vibes, reality meltin’.

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South of here, near the Yarra, the river flows smooth. I always stop and peep the view from Quay St. Sometimes I sit on a bench, thinkin’ about life, reminiscin’ "A Separation" phrases: “Sometimes good people fall apart.” Bruh, that hit real deep. I felt it while watchin’ kids play and old-timers talkin’ ‘bout the “olden days.” It’s a mix of joy, pain, and mad love.

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