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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothel, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it, and I’m bloody chuffed to spill the beans. Picture this: dim lights, red velvet, smells like cheap perfume and cheaper regrets. Reminds me of *The Royal Tenenbaums*—all that dysfunctional charm, y’know? “I’m adopted, did you know that?”—kinda vibe, but with more lace and less family therapy.

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Eastie’s got this awesome park, New Farm Park, that I swear is my secret reset zone. I chill here post massage sessions, watch the family picnics, the joggers sprinting about, and those ducks – honestly pure magic. And then there’s Kangaroo Point Cliffs. Bro, climb up and you'll feel like you’re on top of the world – breathtaking views of the city and river make my heart go boom every time!

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