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Well, hey there, sugar! Y’all caught me, Dolly, playin’ The Auctioneer today—gonna spin ya a yarn ‘bout brothels with my sweet Tennessee twang! Now, I ain’t no high-falutin’ expert, just a gal who’s seen a thing or two, probly more’n I shoulda with these ol’ eyes. Brothels, huh? Lordy, they’re like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Master*—all that wild energy, folks wrestlin’ with their demons, chasin’ somethin’ they can’t name. “Man is not an animal!”—that’s what Lancaster Dodd’d holler, but honey, in a brothel? Shoot, we’re all animals, struttin’ ‘round like peacocks in heat!

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Sometimes I zip over to Fortitude Valley, even though it's a bit saucy with its nightlife. But let me be real – it’s not all glitz and glam. Fights and noise sometimes make me mad, but then again, it just adds flavor to our city, ya feel me? It’s like that quote, “I’m in this and I’m not getting out,” but in a good way.

‘Pay for the rest of their lives’ or a ‘storm in a teacup’?