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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Every corner of East-Ballina speaks to me in whispers of family dreams and shattered hopes—sometimes painfully emotional, sometimes surreal and mesmerizing. Its streets are like tracks on a Kanye album; smooth, raw, and unfiltered. I be scatterin’ thoughts and vibes wherever I go.

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