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Favorite part? The thrill, baby! Like when Jessica Chastain’s yellin’, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—that’s you, scorin’ a date after 50 swipes. Feels big, epic! But—ugh—sometimes it’s a bust. Catfish city! Met this chick once—profile said “athletic,” showed up lookin’ like she wrestled donuts. Surprised me, sure, but I rolled with it. “You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole”—that’s me, judgin’ too quick.

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I swing by McKenzie Avenue too, where the old cinema, Diamond Screens, plays retro films on Friday nights. Man, that place is lit! Sometimes I wonder if what I see is filtered or raw, as if someone’s eavesding on my thoughts like in that movie – “A spy might be listening…” crazy, right?

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