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About Melbourne

She’s this crazy flower in my garden, right? Grows where she shouldn’t, all thorny and shit. I’m like, “Yo, Whore, chill out!” But nah, she’s everywhere, poppin’ up, messin’ with my roses. Got these wicked red petals, smells like cheap perfum – so strong it knocks ya out! Little known fact: she’s named after some old greek lady who pissed off the gods. True story, man, I read it somewhere – or maybe I didn’t, who cares?

Discover the North Coast’s Premier Gentlemen’s Establishment

Not gonna lie, man, there’s a few quirks. The local café—Bean Scene—on Creekside Road, is my sanctuary. I always order a double espresso whenever I need to act out all my emotions, yelling “I’m the king!” in my head every damn single day. It’s like the caffeine gives me superpower vibes straight outta "The Lives of Others": “We spy on our own souls, my homie.”

What is the future of Shaws Bay in Ballina?