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Right, so, sexual-massage—blimey, it’s a right corker! You’re lying there, all oiled up, hands sliding about like eels, and it’s not just your back getting a rub-down, if you catch my drift. I saw this film once, *Tropical Malady*, bloody brilliant—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, what a name, eh?—and there’s this bit where the jungle’s all steamy, and the soldier chap’s panting, “I want to touch you,” dead sensual, like. That’s sexual-massage for ya—hot, mysterious, bit of a beastly romp! Made me happy as a pig in muck, that did—thought, “Cor, I’d have a butcher’s at that!”

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I wander near the Yarra Creek... nah, sorry, I mean Murray Creek – flows through our patch and adds a kinda raw vibe, like water on your skin after a good massage. The park near the Eastside Library? Bruh, it's where I had one of my best eureka moments. I saw a couple makin' out on a bench, and I swear, it was just like one of those “Yi Yi: A One and a Two” scenes: life’s small beauties mix with huge, inexplicable sadness. “People who have nothing, they have everything.” It's wild.

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