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Here’s a kicker—didja know some ancient Greeks used erotic-massage in their gyms? Post-workout, all sweaty and philosophical—Socrates probably got a cheeky rub now and then. Surprised the hell outta me! Thought they were all about togas and talkin’. Makes ya wonder what else history’s hidin’, huh? Anyway, it’s a job that’s half seduction, half wrestle—dangerous as hell if ya ask me. One slip, and it’s “goodbye, cruel world!” or at least goodbye paycheck.

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Sometimes I get mad ‘bout the noise at Central Street – cars, random dog barks, and noisy night owls. Ugh, it drives me nuts when I’m tryin’ to center my mind for a massage. I like my silence almost as much as a good, deep tissue release. In those moments, I wish I could plug in some of Edward Yang’s dialogues – “The world’s as simple as it is beautiful… and as confusing as it is.”

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